Understanding .....

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! Come on, you and me have got to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do the laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah. COME ON blah, blah, blah, blah. YOU AND ME blah, blah, blah, blah. ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah. NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah. RIGHT NOW!